1.
I will leave the house at some point this year in
an outfit that is not pulled from the clothes hamper at the last minute, High-Fived
with vegemite hand prints, sporting snot/dribble/food remnants on the shoulder.
2.
I will start eating breakfast and not
resort to cold coffee and the crusts of my 3 year old’s toast. GET MY CUP
OF COFFEE THIS MORNING IF IT KILLS ME
3.
I will enjoy the simple pleasures such as
having tea parties with my daughters remember to remove fairy wings and
tiara’s before going grocery shopping
4.
I will aim high and expect at least 8 , 6
, 4 hours of sleep over a 24 hour period
5.
I will no longer hide in the cupboard and eat
chocolate limit my chocolate
consumption
6.
I will be sure to keep the back seat and boot
of my Mum Car clean and clutter free try to remember to at least bring in the
discarded baby wipes and tissues that I throw over my shoulder at traffic
lights
7.
I will keep the nappy bag limited to the essential
items only try to keep my phone and lip gloss on the top of the mess that
is the nappy bag contents
8.
I will not
eat all 6 bags of Malteser chocolates that I received for Christmas
9.
I will strive to spend more time with Soccer
Hubby and attend more of his soccer games… remember to ask Soccer Hubby
what the score was.
10.
I will not
eat all 5 remaining bags of Malteser chocolates
11.
I will pee undisturbed as nature intended…
with two girls banging on the door chanting ‘Mum, Mummy, Mumma, Muuuuum’ , but
the door will be closed damn it!
12.
I will limit my facebook stalking and only
update about my children once a week, every 4th … every
2nd day
13.
I will not interject into regular adult conversation
with any input relating to Ice Age 1-4.
14.
I will go shopping on my own and buy myself
something without buying something for the children… only buy one outfit
for the girls when out shopping
15.
I will not,
under any circumstances, eat the remaining 4 bags of Malteser chocolates
16.
I will go on a nice grown up date with Soccer
Hubby… at some point find the time to go to KFC with Soccer Hubby
17.
I will not gross out childless girlfriends
with gory details of the following; birth/breastfeeding/baby poo stories/hair
shedding post birth just listen more
when spending time with child-free girlfriends
18.
When being told holiday stories by friends and
family, I will not stop them mid sentence and ask if they were wearing
sunscreen and appropriate footwear.
19.
I will not, not, not, not, not, not allow myself
to eat the remaining 2 ½ bags of Malteser chocolates
20.
I will spend more time with my gal pals and
have wonderful gossip filled days and wine filled nights of friendship
remember to text my girlfriends and ask how their gossip filled days went.
21.
I will only have 1 bottle of wine per week,
rationed out as a glass every second night with a nice balanced meal savour every last drop of wine as I consume
the entire bottle on Friday night after handing the children to Soccer Hubby
and barricading the door shut.
22.
I will wear appropriate shoes to the shops
wear very very very high heels to the shops as this may be the most adventure
these beautiful shoes will ever see.
23.
I will diet and exercise and spend more time
at Yoga being in tune with myself not fall asleep during Yoga .
24.
I will not eat ice cream for breakfast, straight
from the tub to limit washing up to only a spoon… on occasion, be fancy and
use a plate when eating ice cream.
25.
I will teach my eldest daughter to body board
in the gorgeous shallow waves at the beach NEVER AGAIN take two moody
children to the beach during nap time.
26.
I will have to find somewhere to hide this last
bag of Malteser chocolates from Soccer Hubby.
27.
I will love, and be loved, regardless.
Happy New Year friends xx
xxx
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